Valentine's Day 2026

// relationship.rs

relationship.rs

struct Relationship {
    love: f64,
    patience: f64,
    arguments: u32,
    uptime: f64,
}

const US: Relationship = Relationship {
    love: f64::INFINITY,    // will NOT be refactoring this
    patience: f64::MAX,     // hers, not mine
    arguments: 0,           // I've chosen not to track this metric
    uptime: 100.0,          // obviously
};

/// Returns: never. That's the point.
fn love_you() -> ! {
    loop {
        println!("still love you");
        // yes, this diverges
        // no, the borrow checker can't save you
    }
}
        

$ git log --oneline --all

f14feb26 (HEAD -> us) still going strong, no merge conflicts Somehow still tolerating each other. Bug: am a bit hopeless sometimes. Status: won't fix. 20100730 refactor: replaced "me" with "us" Breaking change. No rollback planned. 00000001 init: first met you README.md: "This is going to be good."

Honest Review

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Would marry again. ★★★★★
One star deducted because you steal the duvet.

We're stuck with each other. Lucky us...

Happy Valentine's Day. I love you. x

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